Director: Tom Vaughan
Stars: Cameron Diaz, Ashton Kutcher, Rob Corddry, Jason Sudeikis, Treat Williams, Zach Galifianiakis, Qeen Latifah, Krysten Ritter
Lame Love Song: "Love," Matt White
Love Conquers: Greed

Judges have way too much power in movies. After accidental newlyweds (Ashton Kutcher!!! and Cameron Diaz) win big at a Vegas casino, a judge, played by Dennis Miller, rules they have to try to make their marriage work for six months, and if they don't, the money will be tied up in litigation.

Besides the dubious nature of tying someone's casino winnings up in litigation, the next question here is, why? While Dennis Miller is the most annoying conservative on Twitter, can't he justify his romanticized view on the sanctity of marriage some other way?