Director: Garry Marshall
Stars: Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates, Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper, Patrick Dempsey, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Topher Grace, Anne Hathaway, Ashton Kutcher, Queen Latifah, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift
Lame Love Song: "Jump Then Fall," Taylor Swift
Love Conquers: Valentine's Day

Casting directors Deborah Aquila and Tricia Wood must be the only people involved in this star-stuffed Love Actually rip-off with a sense of humor. It seems they took twisted pleasure in putting together the worst possible on-screen pairs Hollywood could muster.

Ashton Kutcher and George Lopez play best friends in this film, which would make for the most annoying fishing trip known to mankind. Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift play love interests, which likely amounts to the most boring couple ever. In defense of the film, it did win a number of awards. Unfortunately, they were Teen Choice Awards, and the prestigious MTV Movie Award for Best Kiss.