Director: Jeff Lowell
Stars: Eva Longoria, Paul Rudd, Lake Bell, Jason Biggs
Lame Love Song: "Love," Matt White
Love Conquers: The ghost of a jealous ex-girlfriend

This film does a service to humanity by bringing to light an issue that has been plaguing society: the dangers of ice sculpting while drunk.

Kate (Longoria) dies on what would have been her wedding night due to the actions of a negligent ice sculptor. Kate is not happy with her untimely demise, as anyone who suffers death by ice sculpture would rightly be, and does what any unhappy dead person does: haunts her fiancé, preventing him from dating other women.

We would have had an easier time with the film if the studio had kept the original title, which was (we swear) Ghost Bitch.