12. Mannequin: On the Move (1991)
Director: Stewart Raffill
Stars: Kristy Swanson, William Ragsdale, Meshach Taylor
Lame Love Song: "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now," Starship
Love Conquers: A ridiculous curse
You would think that a movie in which the leading lady is a mannequin (Swanson) would be awful. Not so fast. You see, she is the subject of a curse, and he is a reincarnated prince (Ragsdale) who has the power to lift the curse. And they have to contend with (we shit you not) an evil sorcerer by the name of Count Gunther Spretzle. Yeah, we would have preferred if it was just 120 minutes of mannequin as well.