32. Killers (2010)
Director: Robert Luketic
Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl, Tom Selleck, Catherine O'Hara, Rob Riggle
Lame Love Song: "Beauty in the World," Macy Gray
Love Conquers: Assassination attempts
There are few roles that Ashton Kutcher could be tapped for that are less believable than that of international assassin. Luckily, Kutcher will likely never be offered roles in any film adaptations of Shakespeare and Daniel Day-Lewis beat him out for the lead in Lincoln, so, hopefully, this is as ridiculous as it gets.
Our favorite performance of Kutcher's since That '70s Show is probably the camera commercials where he flirts with the hot chicks at the swanky party. It is no coincidence that these performances are also among his most brief.