Director: Robert Iscove
Stars: Kelly Clarkson, Justin Guarini
Lame Love Song: "Timeless," Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini
Love Conquers: Losing his phone number

Who would have thought that American Idol wouldn't end up a Hollywood star-making vehicle? The problem with awful ideas is that sometimes people think they can make money on them. Justin Guarini's career is just one of many that have been snuffed out this way.

Just how bad is From Justin to Kelly, a film who's major plot point is that one character loses another's phone number? The production company wouldn't even allow screenings for critics. Woof.