Director: Tom Dey
Stars: Matthew McConaughey, Sarah Jessica Parker, Zooey Deschanel, Justin Bartha, Bradley Cooper, Terry Bradshaw, Kathy Bates, Rob Corddry, Patton Oswalt
Lame Love Song: "Forget My Heart," Simon Steadman
Love Conquers: Living in your parents' basement

The thing we love about Matthew McConaughey (besides his stable of fine lady conquests) is that we keep getting older...and Hollywood continues to try to sell him to us as a romcom leading man.

The film is awful, but it does give us hope for all of the dudes we grew up with who are still living in their parents' basement. All they need is for their folks to hire an extremely attractive psychologist (Sarah Jessica Parker) to fake a relationship with them, manufacture a traumatic event in her life that they help her overcome, and transfer their dependence on their parents to her to really motivate them to get their own place.

We would try hiding their bong and blocking YouPorn on their browser first.