Director: Phil Traill
Stars: Sandra Bullock, Thomas Haden Church, Bradley Cooper, Ken Jeong, DJ Qualls
Lame Love Song: "Drops of Jupiter," Train
Love Conquers: Stalking

Sandra Bullock certainly gave an awful performance in the film, but much love to Ms. Bullock for her performance following the release. Bullock attended the Razzies, accepted her "Worst Actress" award in person, gave a copy of the film to every audience member, and then went on to win the Best Actress Oscar for her lame white savior movie, The Blind Side, the next day.

An excerpt from Bullock's acceptance speech, "I'm willing to go through [the script] page by page, read the line the way I did it in the film, and if anyone wants to give me a line read of how I could've done it better.... We can do this till about 4 o'clock in the morning. Or you guys can just watch the movie and rethink your decision, and I'll show up next year and we can go out for a drink afterward." Bawse.