13. Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983)
Director: Lamont Johnson
Stars: Peter Strauss, Molly Ringwald, Ernie Hudson, Michael Ironside
Bounty hunter Wolff (Peter Strauss) should be every dude's role model. Armed with cool space-guns and operating nifty spacecrafts, he's a heroic badass tasked with defeating blob creatures, dragons, and homicidal mermaids all while rescuing three beautiful prisoners and hanging out with a young Molly Ringwald.
There's just one problem: Wolff is blander than an American cheese sandwich on white bread. As a whole, director Lamont Johnson's 3D-released turkey is flat-out dull, wasting some decent effects and a fun premise on its mission to induce sheer boredom.