20. Tied Up, Tied Down (2009)
Author: Lorelei James
Publisher: Samhain Publishing
Promotional synopsis: "Getting tangled up with a sexy Wyoming cowboy—and conceiving a baby in the parking lot of a honky-tonk—wasn't in her plan."
This sounds more like the beginning of a Scared Straight video than a romance novel. Anticipating such confusion from the potential buyers, the book's description comes with this warning: "This book contains: no holes barred [pun intended] kinky sex scenes, wicked rope play, blunt language, and yowza! lots of hot cowboy nekkidness [sic]."