Author: Maureen Smith
Publisher: Harlequin Kimani
Promotional synopsis: "From the moment she walks into Michael Wolf's world-famous restaurant, she's given the VIP treatment. And the sexy celebrity chef's mouth-watering kisses have her eating right out of his hand...and hungry for more."

When we think of celebrity chefs, we usual think of Emeril, Bobby Flay, or Guy Fieri, so pardon us if we don't find this scenario scintillating. Now that all of our parents have forced us to take them to that infamous new addition to Times Square, Guy's American Kitchen & Bar, where we obliged to dine on "Guy-Talian Nachos" and "'Awesome' Pretzel Chicken Tenders," we are pretty sure that the only celebrity chef romance stories we are interested in are snuff films.