Author: Monica Burns
Publisher: Berkley Trade
Promotional synopsis: "Lady Ruth Attwood is uncertain whether to be offended or flattered when a younger man makes her an unusual offer."

We can't possibly imagine what that offer might entail. Perhaps it has something to do with the book's title, which subtly consumes half the cover space in 4,000 point font? Whoever said you can't judge a book by its cover obviously never saw this.