7. Jungle Freakn' Bride (2012)
Author: Eve Langlais
Publisher: Amira Press
Promotional synopsis: "Everyone's heard of the mysterious Moon Ghost Jaguars, supposed shape-shifting men who steal women as their brides. What they forgot to mention was that half naked, ripped ,and oh so delicious, they always came as a pairâ€”and turn into really big freakn' cats! But Carlie's not about to let these furry Tarzans dictate her future, even if they seem to have conquered her body."
That's right, everyone's heard of the Moon Ghost Jaguars. OK, fine, we confess, we haven't heard of the Moon Ghost Jaguars. Oh, they're pairs of shape-shifting were-cats that conduct threesomes under cover of night and take the women to be their brides? Now we see why everyone should have heard of them. Perhaps they need a better publicist? Or a social media intern?