Author: Kate Hoffman
Promotional synopsis: "Journalist Garrett McCabe became the building's most notorious tenant when he used his newspaper column for bachelors to blast homemaking expert Emily Taylor."
Garret, who we assume is the gentleman pictured, must be the biggest douche of all time, right? Basically, he has the look of every guy who played the awful boyfriend in '80s movies all rolled into one: the hair, the cocky look, the sunglasses. There is even a sailboat in the background.
If that wasn't enough to cement it for you, according to the book's description, Garret has a friend named Tru. Ladies, if your boyfriend has a friend named Tru, you need to get as far away as possible.