1. The Oozinator
The infamous Oozinator is a water gun that requires major hairy-palm pumping action to get to the gooey surprise. We're not sure of the concept behind the commercial, which understandably went viral, but assuming that Hasbro Inc. wanted to produce soft-core child pornography it succeeded. (Peep the black kid in the commercial smearing ooze on his chest.) Pause that, (Has)Bro!