Get a load (pause) of this commercial jingle: "You can smack it, you can whack it, Balzac!" It sounds more like ball sack! The first image in the commercial is a figure that hatches into what you think will be a penis but turns out it's just a testicle in a trench coat.

The commercial continues with kids running, jumping, and screaming to catch this bouncing ball, and when they finally catch it, the slippery nut escapes and says, "Bet you can't bust Balzac!" Seriously, if Balzac comes around our kids again, we will bust it—with a crowbar.