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We imagine some of you don't watch True Blood unless with a ladyfriend, but the show does have its pluses: namely the frequent nudity. TV stars you would never see getting nasty anywhere else, such as Party Down's Lizzy Kaplan, know that they are going to have to at least get partially naked on True Blood. We assume this is a routine part of any contracts HBO sends to a prospective guest star's agent.

Why not get your lady in the vampiric exhibitionist spirit this holiday season with a skimpy Merlotte's Apron? If you have been good this year, perhaps the black shorts underneath will become an optional part of the restaurant's dress code.