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Critics report that Dexter has returned from the desert and is back to rare form this season. What better way to celebrate than with this creepy syringe pen set? While you may not have a serial killer on your list (Or do you?), a quirky friend or relative will appreciate the opportunity to spice up their check signing game with these pens. Enjoy this opportunity to purchase novelty writing utensils while it lasts—we personally can't remember the last time we used a pen when our phone wasn't dead.