24. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

We are confident that Snooki is fully capable of making a list such as this one every single year. What has she been up to in 2012? Well, for starters, she had a baby. That's right. The drunk, orange, psycho-drama banshee you remember watching as she hit people, peed in the streets, and made a complete fool of herself in many, many other ways, has offspring. Go ahead, light a candle for the child.

Snooki also starred in Snooki & JWoww, a new reality show with her boobylicious sidekick Jennifer Farley. As if we haven't had enough spin-offs from the Jersey Shore and opportunities to hear all about Snooki's kooka. What this really means is that you'll get to learn a lot about what not to do as a parent when season two kicks off next year.