There are so many reasons why Paul Ryan had to make it to this list. We will just review the top six:

One, Ryan forced his way into a volunteer soup kitchen with a camera crew to show off his "generosity." He then proceeded to wash dishes that were already clean. Two, he believes in personhood and supported legislation which could have effectively banned birth control. Three, he doesn't think global warming is real. Four, the photo above. Five, Ryan supported a bill that would allow doctors to refuse to provide an abortion to a woman on moral grounds, even if her life were at risk. Six, he insists that politics and religion must be mixed, which is in direct contradiction to the idea of separation between church and state.

Was there a bigger boost to Obama and Biden's campaign than this turkey being himself?