There is nothing more irksome than a business magnate who thinks that his financial success can be easily parlayed into sound politics. Donald Trump is just that. Unfortunately, making money does not automatically equate to being capable of running a country.

Even if it did, Trump isn't exactly a shining beacon of success. The guy has declared bankruptcy more times than we have forgotten to pay our credit card bill. With such a glaring lack of credentials, Trump's persistent meddling in politics just makes us want to bang our heads against a wall.

And what's with his never-ending, racist demands for yet more proof of Obama's citizenship? Could it be that all the hate is coming from a place of fear? Is Trump hiding a secret? We always thought he didn't look like an American. Where is his birth certificate??! Where is the proof, people?? Quick, call a private investigator!