Ann Coulter is a perpetual moron. We don't know why anyone ever listens to her, but apparently, for some reason, people do, which has led her to become a New York Times bestselling author eight times.

Coulter loves to tackle the whole spectrum of offensive topics. For example, this year, Coulter wrote about how the O. J. Simpson trial was great for the black community because it "saved lives" and prevented juries in New York from not convicting black defendants. Right. Because in America, black people are not disproportionately persecuted and prosecuted.

Another fun fact about Coulter circa 2012: She called Obama "retard." Seriously? Even the kindergartner next door knows not to say that.