Movie: Reindeer Games (2000)
Villain: Gabriel
Played by: Gary Sinise

We know what you're thinking. You're thinking, well, if you are going to rob a place on Christmas, it might as well be a casino. We respectfully disagree. There are only three sanctuaries of refuge for the lonely men who've alienated their family on Christmas: the casino, the bar, and the strip club. Don't you think these men have suffered enough?

Sure, that suffering likely stemmed from their own actions, but do you have to rob a casino while these men are drowning their sorrows in the slot machines? And while dressed like Santa Claus? Instead of volunteering at a soup kitchen or partaking in your annual watching of Reindeer Games this Christmas, why not volunteer at your local casino? And, yes, for the record, we believe the film would have been much better if it was about robbing a strip club.