Please leave wallet chains, elaborate belts, embellished shirts, and Carhartts at home. Our skin is especially tender and a night of lapdancing on tough fabric leaves it chafed and sore. If you're wearing softer jeans or pants, we'll be so appreciative. And keep your front pockets empty to avoid getting poked with your own keys or having a stripper buttdial someone for you during a lapdance ("You called last night? And you were underwater listening to T.I.?").