The iceburg wedge is more '80s than Molly Ringwald. Plus, it's time we acknowledge not just the lack of creativity, but the sheer lack of skill required to throw half a head of lettuce (not even chopped!) some bacon bits, and a few lifeless cherry tomatoes on a plate, and serve it with a ramekin of fresh-out-the-bottle blu cheese. We could make this at home in five minutes, but instead we're sacrificing 15 hard-earned dollars for it. We won't be fooled again.
8. Iceburg Wedge