Years Active: 1977-2008
Wares: Electronics, gadgets, leisure items, novel technology

The first rule upon walking into The Sharper Image: "Don't break anything." Of course, it's hard to remember that those hybrid water-proof alarm clock/headphones that you're messing with cost $450. It's no big deal though, because you'll just sit in those massage recliners until your parents have finished what they're doing. That is, until you become totally enamored with that $75 Playstation controller that's shaped like a race car.