Why Kids Should Be Afraid of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and the Rest of Their Creepy Friends

Jack Frost

There’s a bit of confusion about Jack Frost's appearance. Some say he's a mythical snowman, others as an elfin creature with a pointy little hat. No matter what he looks like, the general consensus is that he’s an adorable little winter character with a harmless, mischievous side to him.

This is wrong. Jack Frost, though small, should be feared, because he controls winter weather. Ooh and aww too much at him, and boom—there could be four feet of snow blocking your door come morning, just for his amusement. He’s clearly got a classic Napoleon complex which, coupled with the fact that he’s supposed to be in control of something as powerful as the weather, makes him someone you really don’t want to be fucking with.

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