Seattle Woman Accused of Attacking Boyfriend With Beloved Device

Definitely breaking up before the holidays.

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Police in Bellingham, WA, are searching for a 28-year-old woman who allegedly cracked her boyfriend in the head with a bong. Authorities say that the attack occurred after an intense argument last week, and that the man suffered a cut to his head from the eight-inch device. Police suspect that alcohol played a factor in the argument.

The woman managed to escape after the attack. Considering that marijuana was recently legalized in Washington, you'd think people would just want to chill out and be happy. That's a damn shame.

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[via Barstool Sports]

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