1991: The First Gulf War is drawing to a close, Boyz II Men are preparing for the release of their debut album Cooleyhighharmony, and Nintendo has gone TOO FAR. Will America's youth survive the dastardly allure of this so-called "Super" Nintendo? A barely disguised trojan horse invented by the Japanese? Only concerned mothers with poofy bangs and no-nonsense budgets can prevent what will certainly turn out to be the fall of our society.

[via Gizmodo]