Price: $3,000
Buy It Here: Elit By Stolichnaya

How could anyone justify pricing a bottle of vodka at $3,000? Stolichnaya does, by explianing that it uses pure water from underground reservoirs in the Himalayan Mountains, mixed with Russian winter wheat. But that alone isn't enough to get to spend $3000, right? Well, the bottle is made of hand-blown glass, and each bottle comes with a gold-plated ice pick (though if you contemplate sticking the ice pick into your head after you realize you just spend $3,000 on a bottle of vodka, that's entirely understandable).