Price: $3.7 million
Buy It Here: Billionaire Vodka

Leon Verres' "Billionaire Vodka" will set you back a staggering $3.7 million. Honestly, what gives? How are you going to call yourself Billionaire Vodka but charge less than one billion dollars? It's bullshit.

They do run the wheat-based spirit through diamonds to remove impurities, and the 5-liter bottle is adorned with 3,000 diamonds and faux fur (only because Verres is a staunch animal rights supporter), so that's cool. But it just seems like a fail.