Alabama has one of the most successful secession petitions, and the man who started it goes by the name of Derrick Belcher. Belcher, 45, is a trucking company manager in Chunchula, and the Alabama petition has already reached the 25,000 signatures necessary to illicit a response from the government. So why is Belcher leading Alabama's charge to break from the United States? He just wants his topless car wash back.
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