A Florida woman who was caught in a compromising situation with an elderly man attempted to explain to police that she was just looking for cigarettes. Right, because people are going to believe you were bobbin' for cigs in some dude's lap. Police in Martin County were tipped off to a couple getting it poppin' inside of a minivan, and people when a deputy approached the van, he saw 32-year-old Karnesha Dixon's head in the groin area of 78-year-old Jackie Fisher.
A startled Dixon popped up, and Fisher began zipping his pants up. When questioned about what was going on, Dixon explained that she was just looking for her cigarettes. She soon came clean, saying that she had met Fisher a few days prior and that he had driven her to buy drugs. Though no prostitution charges were filed, both Dixon and Fisher were arrested for disorderly conduct.
[via Miami New Times]