A woman was seen masturbating in a Bradenton, FL Starbucks was arrested was arrested after police found a pipe with cocaine residue in her purse. Police were called by Starbucks staff who informed them that a woman was masturbating in the lobby. By the time they arrived, 29-year-old Jennifer Piranian explained that she was waiting to go to the hospital.
They offered her a ride, but requested to check her purse. That's when they noticed a "glass stem" protruding from it, which tested positive for cocaine. Piranian denied that the pipe belonged to her, but was still arrested for possession of narcotics and drug paraphernalia.
Though she managed to get away with masturbating in Starbucks, she still couldnt' evade the long arm of the law. Go figure.
[via The Smoking Gun]