How do you remedy that awkward moment when you drunkenly crash your vehicle into someone else's house? Easy: Offer the quote of the year. 41-year-old William Kise crashed his Mustang into an Indianapolis home last Thursday, and then asked the residents, "You want some pizza?" Then he produced a box of pizza and a bottle of hot sauce from the back of his ride.  

According to police, Kise admitted to drinking five beers while waiting for the pizza at a friend's house. While driving and eating, his foot got stuck on the accelerator and he was unable to brake, causing him to crash into the home. The married couple and their four children were unharmed, but the estimated $30,000 worth of damage to their home will force them to find another place to stay in the interim.

Police say Kise was found with hot sauce all over his pants and alcohol on his breath. He agreed to a breathalyzer test, and blew a .077. He was arrested and charged for driving while intoxicated, and reckless driving.

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[via The Huffington Post]