Game: Donkey Kong
What Makes Him Bad: Stealing away helpless women and tossing barrels at those who would come to save her.
What Makes Him Cool: He's made a veritable empire for himself as a loveable ape though his beginnings were sinister.

Donkey Kong wasted his time back in the olden days by kidnapping Pauline. He should have turned his attentions to Peach immediately, as he made his big break infiltrating the friendlier Mario games before becoming a big, playful brute and the star of his own show. Never forget his roots, though—emember how deadly he was with all those barrels.