Conan O'Brien gives Hitman: Absolution the clueless gamer treatment in this new video from Conan.

His last game review of Just Dance 4 was far more G rated than this, but we welcome all of the shower scenes, necrophilia, and cybernetic Ron Swanson that the new 'Clueless Gamer' has to offer. Remember to always ask about how much body storage your property is capable when buying a home.

Watch the segment and let us know what you think on Twitter.