When: June and September 2012
Where: New York, NY
The world was stunned over the summer when a deranged, hate-spewing man rocking an Elmo costume was carted out of Central Park. Dubbed the "Anti-Semitic Elmo," he and his hate speech were a fixture in New York prior to his arrest. Following his initial encounter with the law, it was revealed that he had legally changed his name to Adam Sandler after he landed in hot water over a bondage porn site he ran in Cambodia titled Welcome to Rape Camp. Somehow, this is all true.
Just when we thought we had seen the last of Sandler, he was arrested in Times Square in September. He was busted for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. Witnesses say he was doing his usual ranting about "filthy Jews." The only thing more absurd than Sandler's actions is the fact that his name is Adam Sandler.