36. The Wolfman
Movie: Van Helsing (2004)
An unpleasant kick to the balls of every lover of old-school Universal Monsters, director Stephen Sommers' 2004 travesty Van Helsing does every single thing wrong. Don't even get us started on the bitchy, whiny, tear-soaked Frankenstein's monster—instead, let's focus on the film's sorry excuse for a Wolfman, which is better described as Bigfoot conceived by Konami. Like many other filmmakers, Sommers failed to acknowledge the "man" part of the monster's title and opted for expensive, shitty CGI over practical makeup, a la Lon Chaney Jr. in the 1941 classic The Wolf Man.