41. The Martian
Movie: Mission to Mars (2000)
Congratulations! You've miraculously made it all the way through Brian De Palma's lifeless science fiction clunker Mission to Mars without either falling asleep or tossing the DVD out of the nearest window. The film is almost over, and, in the back of your mind, you've been reserving hope that the Martians will look cool whenever they finally show up.
Well, it sucks to be you, doesn't it? Yes, that amazingly shitty cartoon character above is the best that De Palma and his cohorts could come up with for the film's big finale. Is that nearby window still open?