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Kim Jong-il was scary while he was in charge of nuclear weaponry in the real world, but he was at his most terrifying in puppet form in Team America: World Police. In the movie, the infamous communist dictator is seen providing terrorist cells with WMDs so they could attack the world—simply because they’re evil.
Though he had hair and trademark glasses like the real deal, we don’t think Kim Jong-il ever spontaneously broke out into song about Alec Baldwin or had a fascination with Matt Damon in real life. But aside from a few historical inaccuracies, we much rather this version of Jong-il to his real world counterpart simply because this one would toss subordinates into a shark tank if they failed him.