Played by: Shia LaBeouf

Another Indiana Jones sidekick, another complete failure. We still can't explain why Steven Spielberg and George Lucas felt it was necessary to sully a great movie franchise by giving Jones such a whiny, bratty kid for what should have been the character's grand swan song. Shia LaBeouf adds absolutely nothing to this movie, other than an attempt to draw a younger audience into it, and no young people we know vibed on Mutt, a greaser wannabe who spends his time trying to be a wise-ass and failing at it.

Mutt came along at a time when LaBeouf was thought to be the next Hollywood heavyweight, but he was woefully overmatched here as he just seemed like a kid in a man’s world.