Starred: Flex, Daryl M. Bell, Rhona Bennett, Kevin Michael Richardson, John Lithgow

Leave it to UPN to make a blaxploitation-esque sci-fi sitcom, only lacking in self-awareness, and with a title that sounds like a Wayans brothers parody series on In Living Color. Astronauts Ty and Morris whip through 23rd-century space in a ship that resembles a low-rider (of course) with an interactive female computer voice called—wait for it—Loquatia. Despite boasting some pretty impressive guest stars (Anthony Hopkins, George Takei), this would-be Black Star Trek isn't even fun to laugh at, much less funny on its own merit.