In theory, Kim Cattrall's titular character in the 2010 independent comedy Monica Velour is a washed-up porn star who collects checks and tries to massage her damaged ego by dancing in a seedy gentleman's club. But it's pretty hard to feel sorry for Ms. Velour because, despite Cattrall's added weight and the perpetually defeated look on her face, she still looks really damn good.

Not to mention, she's ripe for the picking when 17-year-old Tobe (Dustin Ingram) comes swooping in to make her feel better about herself. Give Monica a few compliments about how her body "still looks great" and she's all yours.