Once upon a time there was a Playboy model and car-] show girl named Tila Nguyen. She was pretty, and sexy, but not famous. Then she showed up on MySpace as Tila Tequila, touting some sort of outrageous hard-partying bisexual version of her old self, and friending everything with a pulse. (Ah, MySpace. Takes you back, doesn't it?) And it worked. She was hot, and she was your friend. Your hot MySpace friend. You guys were close. You put her in your Top 12.