Perhaps the greatest example of someone who is simply too damn perfect not to be famous—that's been Kelly Brook's story for years. Is she an actress? Is she a glamor model? Really, what is she? Whatever it is, she's leveraged the hell out of it, making a lingerie calendar every year, appearing in not-great movies, showing up for charity events and taking money to shill for companies with stuff to sell. Now she even has her own clothing line (for curvy ladies).

Yeah, but what is she?

Who cares? She's hot.