Position held: 21st President of the United States
Facial hair style: Stachburns

Before Motörhead’s Lemmy became a heavy metal god by connecting his sideburns to his mustache, Chester A. Arthur was rockin’ the stachburns. Though some say Arthur's presidency is most memorable because of his ability to pass astonishing amounts of legislation, we think his chops are the real reason why he's so highly regarded by historians.