Original Air Date: June 20, 2004
Director: Steve Boyum
Stars: Nastassja Kinski, Michael York, Susie Amy
It’s the sequel no one ever wanted as La Femme Musketeer imagines what would happen if D'Artagnan had a daughter that took up his swashbuckling mantle. Whatever fun you could have had with the original Three Musketeers story is completely thrown out the window as Hallmark attempted to monkey with this classic piece of literature by including a trite and lifeless gender twist that added absolutely nothing other than a few raised eyebrows.
Obviously with The Three Musketeers being in the public domain, Hallmark didn’t have to put much energy or money into this film, so it decided to go with production values that were barely on par with an episode of Xena: Warrior Princess.