There's no reason to fault people for wanting to be successful. After all, that's why you're in school, right? But your existence isn't meaningless if your GPA dips below a 4.0. If you go out with us on a Friday night, you aren't going to drink too much and forget to take your test on Monday. You don't have to go study right now—you just got back from the fucking library, and what you really need is to just eat this bowl of ramen and play Mario Kart, okay?