Date: Sept. 3, 2012

Twitter threat: "Ima hit president Obama with that Lee Harvey Oswald swagg...Well Ima Assassinate president Obama this evening !...Gotta get this monkey off my chest while he's in town."

If you’re claiming to reenact the country’s most infamous presidential assassination, you better be ready to get a call from the alphabet boys. North Carolina native Donte Jamar Sims proved he wasn't built for that after the Feds snatched him up for making such bold and life-threatening threats against President Obama via Twitter. His excuse: Smoking on that loud. A sworn affidavit reported Sims laughed when a Secret Service agent read his five tweets out loud. The idiot was charged with a felony.